Since Halloween is almost here, I'll be telling some Halloween jokes! Please tell me the answers!! 1. What do you call a wood that is scared? 2. Why didn't the coffee bean go to the Halloween party? 3. What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ? 4. What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach? 5. Why didn't the ghost dance at the Halloween Party?
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Wow, @nitira! This is not easy jokes but I will give it a try: 1. IDK 2. Because he was jumping off the wall? Please don't make fun of me, I am trying! 😁😂 3. Goblins? 4. Brains? 5. He was invisible. Okay, I think I got every single one wrong but 🤷🏾♀️. I tried and it was fun. Thank you!
lol!!!!!
lol!
I know five! Because he had no BODY to dance with!!!
Ooohhh...So I was nowhere close..😏
i seriously don't know the answers to any of the jokes...
LOL! Welcome to the club!
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Yes, they all look great!
Happy Halloween to you too!
Halloween Quiz time! 1. On Halloween, do you trick-or-treat, hand out candy, or go to a party? 2. Do you have a costume (if so, what is it?) 3. What is the weather usually like in your area on Halloween? 4. Fav chocolate candy? 5. Fav non-chocolate candy? :)
I just want to say...you know when I said I love Laffy-Taffys? This was the first year I never got any. That could be because I did not trick-or-treat but still!
1. Neither 2.No 3. Usually a little warm ,but most of the time it's cold. 4. All but Hershey
5. All but Swedish fish
1. Trick-or-Treat. 2. Yes, something that I don't want to talk about. 3. Cold or chilly b/c it's near the night. 4. Hershey's Cookies N' Creme (but it's pretty rare to get).🍪🍫 5. Skittles (and it's the most popular too)!!!
1. I usually go trick or treating and go to a family and friends party. 2. I am being a autumn huntress. 3. Usually it is snowing or around 30˚ degrees Farenheit, so pretty cold!! 4. Probably Twix 5. Starburst, Skittles or Sweet Tarts
1. This year on sunday I'm not actually doing anything, but I'm going to a party on Saturday and I dressed up to go to school on Wednesday. 2. I'm a cowgirl with a bunch of my friends 🤠 3. Snowing, but this year it seems like it'll just be a frost. 4. do peanut butter m'n'ms count? Love those!! But also either Reeses or KitKat... yeah I like everything really :) 5. Honestly anything as long as its not too chewy/sticky. Happy Halloween!!
But for 1, I usually do trick-or-treat with a group of friends, I didn't last year bc of covid and same goes for this year :(
1) Not sure 2) No 3) We usually go at night, so it's dark? 4) Snickers? 5) Something called a rockaleta
1. trick or treat and handout candy 2. vampire or unicorn 3. chilly 4.snickersss 5. starburst
1. Trick-or-treat 2. Yes I'm being a ninja 3. Pretty cold and windy but usually no snow 4. three musketters or hersheys 5. anything sour :)
1. Trick or treat 2. Cheshire Cat 3. Warm 4. Almond Joy 5. sweetish fish!
1. I'm trick or treating and going to a school dance~ 2. Yup, I'm being an angel this year~ 3. Really cold, trust me- I wanted to wear short sleeve but I can't xd~ 4. Either Kit Kats or Reese's Peaunut butter cups~ 5. Candy corn~ Thanks for the questions!
I love your costume! An angel is a good idea...😇
1. trick or treat and hand out candy 2. yes but idk what 3. humid 4. Milky Way 5. Nerds (the candy)
1. I usually trick-or-treat and then hand out candy when I get home. 2. A black cat 3. around 60 degrees 4. Reese's or peppermint patties 5. swedish fish and twizzzlers. Thanks for asking :)
1. This will be my first year going trick-or-treating, so i'm super excited! 2. A balloon garland 3. Kinda cold 4. I like pretty much all! 5. Maybe Jolly Ranchers?
I just realized I spelled usually wrong. Sorry! 🙃
Alright, here we go: 1. I am going to a party. 2. No, I do not have a costume. 3. It is usally very cold. Like, 32 decrees. Last year, there was snow! 🥶 4. Kit-Kat (If that counts. I don't really like chocolate.) 5. I LOVE Laffy- Taffys. Thank you for the quiz, @dream_beyond!
My answers: 1. I always trick-or-treat with friends 2. I do! I'm going as Velma from Scooby Doo 3. It is usually warm (around 70- 80 degrees) so I always have to find a costume that won't make me too hot 4. York or 3 Muskateers 5. Twizzlers
Velma is good one to be! She is my favorite character in that show. Have you watched Scoob? It is a movie about Scooby Doo. It features Zac Efron!
Yes i have watched that! It was so cute!
I know, right!
btw happy halloween everyone
Thank you! Happy Halloween to you too! Are you doing anything fun this Halloween?
Thx!
Hey y'all!! I know, I know, I haven't been active in more than two months except for the occasional visit... sadly it's going to stay that way now that I have school from 7:55-2:30 with after school sports + homework. I see some new people and I'd like to say welcome!! Just so you can all get to know me a little more, I'll tell you about myself and feel free to ask questions! I'm an 8th grader this year, but I was homeschooled last year so this is actually my first, and last :( year of middle school. I have a twin brother and older sister. For fun I love reading, hanging out with friends, and I play competitive soccer!! I joined DOGO about 2 years ago. Some books I've read recently and liked a lot are the Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyers (the whole series was absolutely amazing) and Salt to the Sea & Between Shades of Gray, both by Ruta Sepetys and about World War 2. Her writing is incredible, and I learned SO much. Definitely for older kids/teenagers :) Have a great day everyone! <3
Awesome. Thank you for the welcome! I am super new here but I love it! It is great to have you back, @roxanne3!
Wow! It's great to see you again. :)